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Shot Glass Roulette Drinking Game

Place your bets and take your chances—no matter what number the ball lands on, everyone wins in this fun drinking game of chance! To play, simply turn the wheel to see whose number is up. If your shot glass corresponds to the number played, empty the glass and spin it again! So go ahead, call the inside bet and play the dangerous, exciting game of drinking roulette. Drinking games set includes spinning roulette wheel, two balls, and 16 numbered glass shot glasses, each holding 2oz. Comes gift boxed. Please remember to always drink responsibly.

Shot Glass Roulette Drinking Game

 
 

Scorzie The Score Keeping Beverage Holder

Just because you've been dubbed with the responsibilities of scorekeeper doesn't mean you still can't get piss drunk! The Scorzie allows one to stay both accurate and inebriated with ease! Only the Scorzie maintains an honest tally and a cold drink! Scorzie the original score keeping beverage holder

 
 

Replica 16th Century Italian Old World Globe Bar

Bros and chicks will both swoon in your suave essence when you pour six highball glasses from this bad boy. This Italian-Style Old World Globe Bar depicts the natural world upon a deep wood background - inside the globe holds art paintings of Sixteenth Century Renaissance Gothic Greek maps and figures with remarkable detail! Replica 16th Century Italian Old World Globe Bar

 
 

Hermetus Bottle Opener & Resealer

The first sip of a freshly opened beer is the closest that anyone can get to understanding a brew master’s true intention. The fragrance of the hops, the tingle of the carbonation and the depth of the flavor consume your senses — it is almost as if the tipple is whispering brewery secrets into your taste buds. This fleeting moment is the wedding of wet to whistle and, for the true beer enthusiast; the honeymoon should last as long as possible.

While you probably won't use this for your Coors, you certainly might for your Delirium Tremens or Scheme.

Hermetus Bottle Opener & Resealer

 
 

Turn Any Keg Into A Bar Stool

Finally, the perfect piece to add the finishing touch to your (wo)man cave. Just finish up the required amount of beer kegs (and, of course, purchase as many keg stool kits as necessary) and get to the crafting! You might want to wait until you sober up, first, as we do not condone the use of any tools (power or otherwise) while intoxicated.


 
 

World's First Multivitamin for People Who Drink

Drinkwel - World's First Multivitamin for People Who Drink

Straight from the horses mouth:

We believe that the world is full of healthy people who still like to have a good time. That's why we created drinkwel: the first daily multivitamin for healthy people who drink alcohol. Created by two UC Berkeley graduates and formulated by a Doctor of Naturopathic Medicine, drinkwel's unique combination of ingredients replenishes nutrients, supports healthy liver function, and helps your body process alcohol induced toxins.*

Specifically, support mechanisms include:

  1. Milk Thistle, Artichoke Leaf and other botanicals to support liver health.*
  2. Amino acids to help process alcohol induced toxins.*
  3. Superfruits that help neutralize free radicals.*
  4. Vitamin B-Complex to aid metabolism and maintain energy.*
  5. Vitamin C to support immune system function.*

 
 

George Washington's Beer Brewing Recipe

So much about the founding fathers has been clouded by the sands of time, but the next time you crack open a cold one you can confidently drink knowing you share a taste with the foundingest founder of them all, George Washington.

New York's own New York Public Library has just released George Washington's own personal recipe for brewing the good drink, which is set to be brewed by the Coney Island Brewing Company for the organization’s centennial gala. Cheers, George!

Read the full story at Nerve.